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41 Dumb Things Said in Tattoo Studios
- “I want to get a tattoo, but… I don’t know what I want.”
- “I know I told you how to spell it, and I know that I double checked the spelling, but you still spelt it wrong.”
- “How big are your gauges? Did they hurt?”
- “Hey does this look infected?”
- “Can you do like a rose? Is that hard?”
- “Can you cover up this name?”
- “I want this tattoo… exactly like this (points to image on phone).”
- “I’ve been wanting to get this tattoo forever (from an 18 year old).”
- “I want a memorial tattoo for my grandma, I’m thinking like a star on my hip.”
- “Thanks for the drawing of my elaborate tattoo, I don’t want to get it done, I just wanted to see my ideas down on paper.”
- “I had someone else touch up your tattoo at another shop.”
- “How many tattoos do you have?”
- “I get the mall the time, they don’t even hurt anymore.”
- “Is that like, in your skull?”
- “I left my ID at home.”
- “Can I pay you next week?”
- “Can I sign for my cousin, she’s almost 18?”
- “How longs this going to take?”
- “This lower back tattoo doesn’t make me like a skank right? Don’t they call it a tramp stamp or something?”
- “I want to get my boyfriends name, we’re in love. He said he’s getting my tattoo next week.”
- “Do I get a discount for bringing a friend. Like one friend?”
- “I’ll be 18 in a month.”
- “I want a tree on my arm, and then every branch to have a name of every member of my family that died. On my arm. (That won’t fit). Okay do it on my back then same price right?”
- “Is this gonna hurt?”
- “Why are you shaving me am I really that hairy?”
- “I totally know that guy from the other shop, we hang out all the time. .. what was his name?”
- “I know I covered up this tattoo last month, so I want it back, but bigger.”
- “Can I drink later tonight?”
- “I want the tattoo that Nicole Richie has.”
- “What are you going to do when you wear a dress?”
- “So what’s in the ink?”
- “That’s not what I want..”
- “It hurts when I touch it.”
- “Do I have to take my shirt off?”
- “Man that’s too expensive, i’ll just get my boy to do it.”
- “I want that tattoo that tupac has.”
- “Can we get it all done in one sitting?”
- “This symbol represents strength.”
- “Well, my friend says…”
- “I don’t go to the other guy because he’s way too expensive now. It’s supposed to be permanently raised like that, right?”
- “I see you have a no kids sign, is it okay if I have my 3 year old in here?”
- “(When do you want it?) I don’t want to get it from you guys, I just wanted to tell you about it?”
- “I want to get a tattoo. On my back, so it’s going to be a bunch of dead bodies at the bottom. With a throne on top. And then I’m next to the throne, holding this big sword and a trident. And above me there’s a unicorn. Fighting with like a turtle, fighting with a phoenix. But the unicorns are on fire. But the turtle also has wings. And above that I want words in latin. And there’s gonna be a black hole. And then it’s sucking everything up, but not me. Is that possible?”
